Monday, April 23, 2012

I wear mom jeans.

Recently my jeans have been called "domestic" and "ugly" specifically and a few other very broad comments have been made about them.  Here is what I have to say to that.

I have two babies.  Clothes just don't fit me like they used to.  I have no hips and my tush does not fill out pants.  Sorry they are baggy and don't fit like they do on models.  Deal with it.

I don't need to impress.  My husband loves me for who I am and what I do in our family, not for whatever jeans happen to be on my body.  Sure, I like to look nice for him...but since he helped create those two babies, he understand my above dilemma.

I don't want to spend tons of money!  I have found that Gap jeans fit me $50 a pop.  Do you know how many diapers I could buy for that?  Not many - and my kids need you see, one day I will be a priority again but not right now.

I see enough butts a day changing diapers, I don't need the world to see mine.  I HATE how most jeans are cut...and if the ones that are cut high enough to cover my tush are "mom jeans"...well, I'm ok with that.  Better than seeing my mom rear end.

Ok, I'm done ranting now.  This was a poorly constructed and not well thought out rant against those who mock me! :)

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.