Funny Friday

- Me getting IN THE CAR for date night.
"My shoes feel really weird....    ....oh, they're on the wrong feet."

- Convo while I'm in the bathroom finishing up makeup
Hubs: "Hon, are you ok?"
Me: "Huh?"
Hubs: "Did you have a problem?"
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Hubs: "Your phone is in the middle of the kitchen floor."
Me: "Yeah, I missed the counter.  Didn't feel like picking it up"
Hubs: Very loud laughter.

- Convo @ my parents house.
Me: "Grace, do you want a pretzel?"
Grace: "YES! A TREAT!"
Mom: (under her breath) "Dang, didn't know pretzels counted as a treat."